It's Like Herding Kittens!!!

You will find true success in those efforts that captivate your heart and soul. Belief fuels passion, and passion rarely fails

20050910

Well, well, well

It seems I haven't fallen off the face of the earth, so I might as well update this thing.

First, for those who have been biting their nails, wondering, yes, we had our baby. A beatiful little girl, who, after 36+ hours of labor, she magically arrived. Since then, life has progressed as it will - some sleepless nights, a bit of "what is she crying for THIS time?" and so on.

But I wouldn't trade her for anything. My adoring wife will tell you that I don't really seem all to attached or emotional about her - but I do. I just can't wait for the days to roll around when she is old enough to actually play with...That's what I am looking forward to. Until then, she's pretty content with a full belly and a dry diaper.

As for work, I have spent the last 5 months training as a Respiratory Therapist. We (RT's) are the ones who manage the airway of those unfortunate enough to need our service. In addition to making sure you keep breathing, we also make your breathing easier with different modalities of breathing treatments. In a nutshell, it can be said that our job is to make it easier for you to keep breathing, but there is a lot more involved than most realize to acheive that goal.

The program is challenging, but I haven't found it terribly difficult. After 5 months of sitting in a classroom for 8-9 hours a day, we now get to go spend the next 4 months in a hospital doing clinical rotations and applying all that we've learned. Not bad, considering outside of the military it is a 2 1/2 year program to become a RT.



As for current events, it's sad and tragic what is happening in New Orleans and Mississippi, but I am losing my patients over most of it after reading numerous accounts of the ignorance that is running rampant. I agree that some lawlessness is expected - people need to survive, and basic services are non-existent. But please explain to me how a new plasma screen TV is going to feed your family. One soldier reported in the Army Times that he went into a store where the liquor and tobacco shelves were picked clean, and yet the store was still full of food. This was no doubt the work of the same masterminds that are shooting at the helicopters coming to rescue them.

Oh, and people, please quit bitching about all the blacks that are "being left behind." Statistically, based on the demographics of the area, that is how it is going to be, because the area is populated mostly by blacks. Were we supposed to transplant some white folks and asians in to the area so we didn't hurt anyones feelings?

Lastly, I know that New Orleans was a great cultural mecca, but it just doesn't make sense to rebuild the city the way it was, in the gulf coast, below sea level. Some serious re-engineering of that place needs to occur.

20050430

Just stick out your thumb!

Years and years ago, I was given a copy of Douglas Adam's The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy to read. I read it, thoroughly enjoyed it, and went on to read most of the rest of the series. If you haven't, I recommend them highly.

Today, we went and saw the movie today. Holly didn't find it as enjoyable as I did; never the less, any fan of the book will enjoy this movie. I felt it did a decent enough job of bringing the characters to life - Marvin was especially entertaining.

The biggest drawback that I found is that if you are going into this movie with no knowledge of the story, you will most likely walk out of the theater with some thoughts along the lines of, "How much did we just pay to see this movie?" (Actually commented to me by my loving dear wife)

If you have a few extra hours, and you enjoy this kind of humor, by all means, head to the theaters!


And don't forget your towel.

20050328

Ain't Moving Grand?

Well, we have been here in beautiful San Antonio for just over a week now, and hopefully we have already found our new home. The bad thing is, the earliest we can move in is next Monday. So that leaves us with basically a week with very little to do.

Holly flies home on Thursday for the baby shower - she'll be back in town the following Saturday, the day before I have to report back into work. There is still a part of me that worries that once I sign in, they won't authorize us off-post housing. While this is a small concern (my orders DO authorize dependents), if it does happen, I don't want to be stuck like chuck. Oh well - if anything happens, we will just have to deal with it then.

20050302

The time is short

As it inevitably will, time continues its relentless march towards the moment when we will say good-bye to the town we have called home for the last chapter of our life. Holly and I are moving away, closer to family for both of us, to San Antonio in the great land of Texas. The Army will retrain me in a new career field, and Holly will deliver our first child shortly after our arrival there.

In preparation for this move, I have spent the last several work days traveling to and fro across Fort Bragg settling all matters necessary to bid this post farewell. This mostly consists of going to say, the finance office, waiting in line, and saying something along the lines of, "Hello. Please sign here and use your little stampy thing on this page - Have a nice day."

This has provided me with a fair amount of "free" time ("free" because when the house of cards comes tumbling down at some point in the future, our time will then be collected). During this period of nit having too much to do, I have had the opportunity to reflect back on my tenure here, and through conversations held with some comrades, some close, some not so much, I have realized my feelings and opinions about leaving the mighty 82d Airborne Division behind.

It is a bittersweet feeling, to sum it up. I am glad to leave this place of incessantly full schedules and calendars, but, all the same, it is somewhat disheartening. I have been here for almost four years, have traveled to nine different countries, been shot at numerous times, and had some outstandingly fun times. I have also worked harder than ever before in my life, been stranded on distant mountain tops in far away lands during bitter storms, endured climbing impossible ascents under full load in temperatures hot enough to make the devil himself cringe, and shed tears more than once at the passing of a friend. This place breeds a type of hatred, of sorts, for the utter bull#!@* that typically surround military communities. But it also teaches you to make do with absolutely the bare minimum necessary equipment, and accomplish the mission, whatever it is, regardless of any issues that may arise.

I will miss the people I have met along the way throughout my time here, but I look forward to meeting new faces in the future. I will miss knowing every possible way to get from one side of post, or town, to the other in the shortest possible time, but am eager to learn my way around a new one.

I guess one must embrace the changes that life brings about, or one will be destined to lead a miserable and unhappy life. Not many like change, but we all must learn to deal with it in our own way, or we will get stranded behind as everyone else passes us by.

On the other hand, I did just save a bunch of money on my car insurance...

20050218

Yes, I'm still alive

Well, it has been quite awhile since last I updated.

First, to all my adoring fans - I apologize.

Second, to everyone else - Why aren't you one of my fans?

To save me the time of having to type everything that has happened since the last time I visited my blog, I will give you the quick, instant gratification type of summary that today's society yearns for:

We drove to Texas for Christmas. We checked out the post we will be moving to soon, and it was TINY compared to Bragg. Holly's pregnancy has progressed without complication. I spent quite a bit of time out in the woods in January, and yes, it was cold. Very, very cold. I got to pull the Jumpmaster duty I needed, and was subsequently awarded the Senior Parachitist Badge. We will be moving to Texas (San Antonio) the middle of March. Got new tires for the Mustang.

Yep, there were a lot more interesting events that transpired. However, I am too lazy to write them all down right now.

Maybe in a little bit.

20041216

Ha! I'm still here!

Well, it has been almost a month since last I ventured into the blogging world. I figured I had taken enough of a hiatus, so I have returned to grace the masses with my thoughts. Only for a day or so, though. Saturday we are going to Texas for about 2 weeks.

Surprisingly, there hasn't been too much going on since last time. I got certified as a Unit Prevention Leader, meaning now I am authorized and certified to teach my company about the horrors of drug and alcohol abuse. It also means that when we make the guys pee into little bottles that I get to do all the paperwork, and handle the transportation of a couple of gallons of warm liquid in varying shades of yellow. Speaking of random drug testing, two of our soldiers came up positive for drug use, and are now on there way out of the Army. Another soldier who was transferred to a different unit came up hot at his new home for cocaine, so they shipped him back to us to deal with. Problem was, he was there for a week before he was tested. Coke stays in your system for up to 3 days. He did it on their watch. Those lazy bastards! Actually, he confessed to doing it the night before the test. He came up so hot, I'm surprised he didn't pee right through the bottle.

Holly has gotten over teh bulk of her illness. She has regained most of her energy back, and has taken back a lot of the housework from me. Bless her heart, she is a godsend. I love that gal!

Holly and I both have finished this semester of school. Holly did well, and I did great in one class and fairly well in another. You wouldn't know it to look at the grades though. Never mind that I achieved 84 percent of the possible points in the class - my grade says 70% thanks to the way this (expletive deleted) grades her (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) class. (expletive deleted).

Well, it's almost time to watch CSI, so have an enjoyable day!

20041120

I can't think of a title for this post

Thanks to my brother's blog, I have found a somewhat interesting "game" - you enter all the music on your computer into the player of your choice, randomize your selection, and list the top 10 songs, no matter the embarassment. Mine are listed below, and I don't think it's too bad.
  1. Whenever, Wherever, Shakira
  2. Still Rainin', Johnny Lang
  3. Travis Barker Drum Solo, Blink 182
  4. Amazing Grace, Tramaine Hawkins version
  5. Sickness, Linkin Park
  6. Monosyllabic Girl, NOFX
  7. Magnetic North, Less Than Jake
  8. Why Don't You Get a Job, The Offspring
  9. In the End, Linkin Park (Remix by some unknown DJ)
  10. I Think About Angels, Sara Evans

I shuffled my list again, just for giggles, and here is the 2nd top ten:

  1. Marriage, Rodney Carrington (not really music, but it will work for teh game, I assume)
  2. Crawling, Linkin Park
  3. Our Love is Unconditional, George Strait
  4. We Danced Anyway, Deanna Carter
  5. Magnetic North, Less than Jake (see #7 above - creepy)
  6. It's Raining on Prom Night, Me First and the Gimme Gimmees
  7. Breakfast at Tiffany's, REM
  8. San Francisco, Me First and the Gimme Gimmees
  9. Leave it Alone, NOFX
  10. Hey, Ya!, Outkast